OKAY. I’m writting this while I’m currently angry as-just. ARGH.
I absolutly HATE, DEPLORE, DETEST-my vocabulary is escaping me at the moment or I would have more words her- chain messages of ANY sort!
Okay so maybe at the beginning the e-mail messages were okay. Some were cute, funny even. As I’ve gotten older I’ve gotten less and less and I’m perfectly okay with that. They were the vain of my existance and wound up hated to sent them to 39 people in 3 minutes to prove they were still my friend.
THEN, MySpace became popular so what did we have to start of here? MORE CHAIN MESSAGES! THESE, even more ridiculous than the e-mail ones! “POST THIS IN 2309423 SECONDS OR A CLOWN WILL COME RAPE YOUR DOG AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!” “POST THIS IS 2 SECONDS AND YOUR TRUE LOVE WILL CALL YOU AT MIDNIGHT!” “POST THIS IN 34 SECONDS OR YOU WILL HAVE A BAD SEX LIFE FOR 44 YEARS!” These have become even worse than the e-mail ones. The WORSE possible people send these out-but then everyone the come in contact with posts the SAME MESSAGE! So then my bulletins are backed up with the same, dumb, crap! HEY-YEAH YOU! LISTEN UP! THESE. ARE NOT. REAL!!! No clown is going to rape you dog, your mom won’t die, and if you lucky you will actually find your true love reguardless. No crappy, half-wit message is going to dictate what happens in your life. GEEZ.
Now, to the point which fuled my rant for tonight. TEXT MESSAGE E-MAILS! I want to do horrible things to every one of my friends who ever send me one of these, no matter how much I already like them! “SEND THIS TO 10 FRIENDS TO SHOW YOU LOVE THEM!” “PASS THE FRIENDSHIP ROSE AROUND IN HONOR OF NATION FRIENDSHIP DAY!” “PASS THIS ON TO 15 FRIENDS AND YOU’RE TRUE LOVE’S NAME WILL APPEAR IN YOU INBOX, NO LIE!” What is WRONG with people?! NONE OF THIS IS TRUE!
Okay, so I thought none of it was true. Until tonight. I just recieved a text message from a dear friend of mine saying “I just shut off your phone haha”. BUT this time, MY PHONE ACTUALLY TURNS OFF! Without ME turning it off! HOW may I ask is this funny in anyway?! How do we know these aren’t the next computer virus’? Now my phone is old-and kinda crappy but I need that phone. I don’t have the money to get a new one, with a new plan. I don’t want to have to worry about my phone acting up now because of what everyone thought would be a hilarious joke.
This may seem meaningless, and pointless to you. Hell, you might even be one of the sods that believe in all that mama jama but I’m not. It’s horrid and pointless. GO FIND A HOBBY! READ! No one acutally does that any more! Write something! ANYTHING! No one really does that any more either! DO SOME HOMEWORK! Hell, most people NEED to do this. GET LIVES PEOPLE!
And don’t be one of the people who just send them along because you friends did it or something, or you’d feel bad. That’s just weak. I’m sorry but it’s the truth. Sure, you might think it worth your time, but it’s a horrible waste of others. Find a different way to express your feelings for someone. OH here’s a new idea, COME UP WITH SOMETHING OF YOUR OWN. YEAH! I know it’s NEVER been used before, and you might have to THINK a little bit to come up with some sentences that make sence-OH DEAR, but then you have to think of how you really feel and personalize it! GASP! No. If you can’t think of how YOU feel-don’t bother sending me anything at all.
I ask; What is the world coming to?